What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:03

The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”